Does everyone you date seem to have asperger’s, rage, or weird distended stomachs that are probably filled with rock hard poo due to a diet consisting mostly of pbr and $1 hamburgers? Let’s combine forces and use our sweet prose to rocket launch those mothers into space forevermore. Hooray!
"IF THEY READ AT ALL, THEY READ TRASH..."
is anyone even reading this piece of shit blog?
Me. Me.
ReplyDeleteJust started...sorry. been busy with stuff. important stuff. like trimming my pubes stuff. but i'm fully committed to being a daily reader from now on...except for the days when i'm trimming my pubes. you know how it is for us italian stallions.
ReplyDeletei just found it TODAY !!!
ReplyDeleteOkay so uh, I've been true my word and have been checking your panties daily, but no new stories...what gives? Bring it on mama!
ReplyDeletedude, i need more bad dates! havin' a dry spell....hmmm i'm sure there's some dork from my past i should expose....yes. ok, i will get on it, i promise! thanks for reading sassypantz!
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Well, yes, and you're cracking me up.
ReplyDeleteYeah, more stories please...
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