Does everyone you date seem to have asperger’s, rage, or weird distended stomachs that are probably filled with rock hard poo due to a diet consisting mostly of pbr and $1 hamburgers? Let’s combine forces and use our sweet prose to rocket launch those mothers into space forevermore. Hooray!


"IF THEY READ AT ALL, THEY READ TRASH..."

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

sea tewdles


Facts: 
1. when it comes to sea turtles, i love them. 
2. sea turtles enjoy immunity from the sting of the deadly box jellyfish and regularly eat them, helping  keep tropical beaches safe for humans.
3. sea turtles are nomads, traveling around 1300 miles a day.
4. they are in major troubs. humans trap them and eat them and skin them for shoes. but that's what crocodiles are for.


 
 cruisin baby with progeria




 turtles tend to enjoy sniffing




 
 gettin low.






  too many mai tais.






constipated :(







angry dad.



i hope you enjoyed learning about the ancient ones.
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 9, 2010 at 2:51 PM

    They definitely are the Old Ones and need our help and respect, but don't hate on the crocs. Just buy some cool tangerine plastic ones!

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  2. that little kid from the youtube video being interviewed about some shit that had nothing to do with turtlesMarch 9, 2010 at 3:15 PM

    i like tur-dles...

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  3. sassypantzMarch 11, 2010 at 1:56 AM

    "but that's what crocodiles are for." Haha..bitch you funny!

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